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Satire: Guest Offered Coffee Unknowingly Selects Mug Requiring Twenty-Minute Family History

Artist Ashley Ann · · 1 min read

Fictional satire. This story is just for fun. The people, quotes, and events are invented.

The Kenora / Lake of the Woods mug showing its hand-drawn local artwork
A mug from the hometown collection, pictured to illustrate this fictional story.

A houseguest hoping for a quick cup of coffee inadvertently initiated a detailed account of her hosts’ early married life by selecting a mug from the back of the cabinet.

“Oh, that one has a story,” her host said, sitting down.

The explanation began with a job offer, continued through two apartments, and briefly required the guest to understand the geography of northwestern Ontario.

Several photographs were retrieved to clarify a bridge.

The guest attempted to express appreciation for the mug but accidentally asked whether the illustrated coffee shop was still there.

A second family member was summoned.

The coffee has not yet been poured.

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